Day 2 of Diving the Maldives – 12 Jan 2025

Ahoy, sea creatures! 🌊

I know, I know, I know… my blog posts have been as rare as finding a mermaid’s Wi-Fi password! Our boat is about as connected as a clam at a tech fair! Trying to use data underwater? Pfft! That’s like trying to teach a fish to juggle! 😂🐟

But the diving? It’s a splash-tacular circus down here! I’ve swum with fish and sharks so flashy they could be in a disco dance-off! If only they could help me post—though I hear they’re a bit shellfish when it comes to typing!

Stay tuned for more underwater LOLs, as long as I don’t end up as a shark’s snack! 🦈💦

Really, Jamie is happy, but Alina’s happiness is like a clownfish in a sea anemone—bouncing around and stealing the show! You’d think she just discovered the sunken treasure of joy! Meanwhile, Jamie’s happiness is more like a well-prepared scuba diver: it’s definitely there but requires a little diving to uncover. Watch out for those jellyfish of jealousy while you’re swimming through happiness!